Lyrics

I went to yoga
With you cause you asked
What happened was unexpected
The first downward dog
I'm seeing someone's ass
And all of the sudden
She farted
Now I'm holding my breath
Trying not to laugh
As everyone's looking at me
They don't know why
I'm laughing til I cried
Cause it was
Silent but deadly
I need to change
My place on the floor
This lady in front of me's gassy
But I looked around
There's no place to go
She farted again
And it's nasty
Now I'm holding my breath
Keeping out that gas
While everyone's looking at me
They don't know why
I'm about to die
Cause her farts are
Silent but deadly
I think I'll just
Excuse myself
Or I will soon be gaggin'
She farted again
This is not happenin'
If I don't leave
I'll be pukin'
Now I'm holding my breath
Excusing myself
As everyone's looking at me
They don't know why
I'm waving goodbye
Cause her farts are
Silent but deadly
Her farts are
Silent buy deadly
Her farts are
Silent buy deadly